Welcome to 2022, VIP Gold members.
Just try to remember that just because 2022 is pronounced “2020, Two” doesn’t mean we’re in an endless time loop.
Or maybe there’s a glitch in the Matrix so severe that we’ll all be begging for the blue pill by April.
Whatever the case, all of you simulation subjects can still count on the real Kruiser and the real VodkaPundit for a solid three hours every Thursday afternoon.
See you then — can’t wait!